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13.06.2025 09:05
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
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Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is so great about Jiraiya?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Next, they tried...
No way
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What do men find attractive in an older woman?
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds